Just call him John Clankipari
John Calipari is in a state of denial, and really, it's almost endearing. He refuses to acknowledge that his team's inability to hit free throws could cost it a national title -- heck, it already nearly did in the second round against Mississippi State. The Bulldogs had a shot to win that game because the Tigers missed so many from the line in the final minutes.
Coach Clankipari would rather talk about all the wonderful things his Tigers do. "But everybody, all they want to talk about is our free-throw shooting," Calipari said. "I don't know why. I come back ... Read more
The pile kept getting bigger and bigger — boxers, jerseys, shorts and T-shirts and lots of sweatbands. Our staff bracketologist was tossing it all into a basket when one of his assistants, S. Paul, walked into the lab.
"Oh no!" the assistant yelped. "I knew this would happen. You've been demoted to housekeeper because of your picks!"
"No, dummy," Bracket Boy replied. "I'm getting my laundry together — and we're taking it to Davidson."
Perhaps the most stunning revelation about the most stunning team in the Sweet 16 is this: Students at Davidson can drop off their laundry on the ... Read more
Alright, let's talk about the contest
Have you checked the contest standings yet to see where you stand after the weekend? Well, I have, and it took about half of Sports Center to find my picks. I'm near the top of the eighth page, and since there are 35 pages, I guess that means I'm in the top 20 percent. I was feeling pretty good about that, until I remembered ... I'm flippin' Bracket Boy!!! I'm even behind loyal reader Rob Hoffmire, but not by much. Don't get too comfy, Rob.
Anyway, it's fun to look at the leaders. Right now, "Downtown" Robert Brown has a ... Read more
Monday blues? Let Big Red help
To get your day jumpstarted, I thought I'd offer these two wonderful clips. Big Red, the mascot for the Sweet 16-crashing Western Kentucky Hilltoppers, knocks on a dorm room door, and hilarity ensues. And then, below, Big Red shows off his dance moves. I suggest you watch long enough to get to "Thriller." Enjoy!
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Usually, after the first four days of the NCAA Tournament, our resident expert has a severe case of the Mondays. But this year? He is ready to spring out of bed and celebrate.
"Cake for everyone!" Bracket Boy said. "It was a great first weekend of Madness and we should keep the party going.
So grab a fork and cut yourself a slice of his favorite chocolate cake with vanilla icing. Let this be your official invitation to the Secret Lab Sweet 16 party, and before we start playing Pin the Tail on Packer, let's take a look back at ... Read more
